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Originally Posted by wolf
I should not be allowed in the Tar-jay without a responsible adult.
Luckily I will be returning about $50 worth of the stuff I bought because it didn't fit.
So, like I'm in the female workout wear department. They have a lot of cute stuff, little racerback sports bras, little yoga pants, little Daisy Duke running shorts, emphasis on the little.
There was a staff member stocking and rehanging these cute little outfits. She was a very substantially sized young lady.
I asked her, "Excuse me, but do you have any workout wear for women who actually need it?"
She didn't say a word. She just shook her head, very slowly.
We both laughed in a very jolly manner.
I have to go check out the workout wear section at the Walmart. I think they are more likely to have my size.
My problem was that I decided to go around the whole store. Usually I just head straight for what I went for. And I kind of did. Unfortunately, there was an entire store in between the first thing I went for and the second.
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I love this story.
Oh, and the "entire store" included the Hello Kitty duct tape, right?
Target gets me into trouble every time!