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A Pleasingly Plump Cat has an income well over the amount where Cats are required to start paying the Federal Income Tax. They often prefer imported catnip and may own a boat or a yacht. The Pleasingly Plump Cat can be differentiated from the Fat Cat because Fat Cats, unlike Pleasingly Plump ones, own Leer Jets and tend to stash their financial holdings in offshore accounts in places like the Caymen Islands. The Pleasingly Plump Cat does not like to be waxed.
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Entertaining, but none of it applies to me.... sorry to disappoint.
