[Cerebus]

X-Men: Turgid Franchise Released In Captivity
Miss Congeniality: Sandra's Less Cute Every Day
What Women Want: Helen Hunt Prevents Awful Movie
Charlie's Angels: Breasts, Hair, Asses, Rinse, Repeat
Basic Instinct: Very Large Piece Of Shit (RIP, Bill Hicks.)

Note: Saw 'em all at the drive-in in San Jose, which ROCKS. Where else can you see first-run mass-market crud for the very low price it deserves, while eating your own food, controlling the volume, and tuning in the other screens if your film gets dull? Simply perfect.