Yowch! That's just not right. One of my friends has the given name "Kyle Kieth Kizer". That's right, his initials are "KKK". I haven't figured out if his parents are malicious or just related.
He was a really nice guy, but he's probably a bad-ass killing machine after joining the Army's Green Berets though.
Then there are those kooks who change their name to something really dumb, like Optimus Prime. (Yes, there's some dude in Ohio who changed this name to the leader of the Autobots.)