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What about those tiny little bottles of stuff that kill all the bad things in your guts, make the good things grow, reset your cholesterol to zero... but every brand has it's own unique formula...
"Listen to your gut" says one of the current advertising campaigns.
I did.
Turns out the bastard was in competiton with my brain to become the largest organ, and now it is, has no intention of surrendering its power.
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