[infinite monkey]

I remember the first little girl I knew named Ashley. I babysat her once or twice. I thought it was cool but in my mind I'm like "that's a BOY's name, you never saw Gone With the Wind?" Years later, I knew a guy in the pro shop at the CC who was named Ashley and I wondered if he got crap for that...though he wasn't the sort of fellow anyone would probably want to irritate too much.

A boy named Sue.

I love my mudder for giving me an unusual middle name (even though for YEARS I hated it and no I'm not telling anyone here) because everyone's middle name is Ann or Nicole or Renee or Lynn or Marie.