[Cerebus]

Yes, I know, it's cold, people are rude, you had one that wasn't good, the roll was stale, it's always so crowded, the counter looks unsanitary and it's just overrated. Now shut up before some extra from "The Sopranos" slaps you, and read the subject line again. Everything else is pfah.

After that, waddle down to Nifty Fifty's and get the black forest milkshake with real cherry chunks. Total cost: about $9 ($10 with tip, ya cheap bastard) and, oh, enough fat and grease to make you feel queasy for 48 hours.

Thanks to the wonders of Rojoz wraps and In N Out Burger (along with the most perfect advertising ever, and the increasingly good food of Jack in the Box), I don't miss 'em. Much. Besides, cheesesteaks and other junk food are for people who don't have that post-30 belly to look out for, as well as the Small Learning Human that really needs to eat her vegetables. (Mmm. Vegetables.) Last and not least, that $9 goes a lot farther at the grocery store. (Disposable income? What's that?)