(a) that's kinda creepy.
(b) but if you didn't save the heads, it would be like the deer died for
nothing.
(c) float that boat in the Thames and you could call it art. You could probably get a grant, too.
(d) Take 12 deer, remove all but the heads. Hang (walls are good) for 5 to 10 years. Marinade in Mississippi flood waters ...
(e) I've racked my brains, but puns elude me.