I meant to add in there:
How do they come up with that kind of mascot? What were they thinking? Or rather, what were they smoking? The Butte Pirates. Someone must have chuckled when they mentioned it. The Butte Cougars or something wouldn't have been
nearly as funny. Now you got people saying like "Oh, you go there. So you're a butt pirate?"

Man, I would
not go to that high school.