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Here Alan, let me translate it into Sycamore-speak for you:
Mr. Bellows:
I'm really sorry about what happened 12/20/03. Believe me, I feel bad...my boss ripped me a brand new asshole for Christmas.
I decided to be a jackass and stick my nose into a situation without knowing what was up. It wound up going straight into the shitter and I made myself look like a real jackass.
If you send me your address, I'll throw some free passes your way. It's hard enough doing business in the State of Utah, and the last thing I need is to be sitting in my trailer park collecting puny ass unemployment checks because I got a case of the stupids for one night.
Please come back...dear God, if you don't come back, I am so fucked.
Sincerely,
Troy Taylor
General Manager
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