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Originally Posted by wolf
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Can I say something to an arachnid?
Dear Miss Spider,
I appreciate what you do eating other bugs and all, and I think your webs are very cool, but you do not live in the house. You live outside. You try to come into the house, and you takes your chances.
Respectfully,
wolf
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dear wolf
respectfully, you have me all wrong. Are you saying your house is sanctuary for the bugs? I'd eat them too, I promise. You've nothing to fear from me.
I have references:
helpfully,
I. B. Spider