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Big Sarge · 05-09-2011, 07:50 AM

Jason

1. Are you deaf? If so, do you have an assistant?

2. Are you a dirty bird?

3. Do you keep a can of wasp spray by the bed?

4. Has your landlord recently died?

5. Have you ever been abducted by aliens? Did they probe you?

6. What are your thoughts on the elderly?

7. Do you fart when you cum?

8. Have you ever been possessed by demonic forces, ie voted as a democrat?

05-09-2011, 07:50 AM	#3
Big Sarge Werepandas - lurking in your shadows Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: In the Deep South Posts: 3,408	Jason 1. Are you deaf? If so, do you have an assistant? 2. Are you a dirty bird? 3. Do you keep a can of wasp spray by the bed? 4. Has your landlord recently died? 5. Have you ever been abducted by aliens? Did they probe you? 6. What are your thoughts on the elderly? 7. Do you fart when you cum? 8. Have you ever been possessed by demonic forces, ie voted as a democrat? __________________ Give a man a match, & he'll be warm for 20 seconds. But toss that man a white phosphorus grenade and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.