Depends when it is

I can't generally chat, as I'm in the wrong time zone, and even when I'm on holiday or at the weekend, my Dad sleeps in the same room the computer is in, and my Mum has such sensitive hearing she wakes up if a mouse farts in the garden.
I did try to use the computer after hours when I fisrt moved here (before Dad was banned from the marital bed for snoring) but she said I was making a real racket on the keyboard and keeping her awake...
Anything I can manage time-zone-wise, I'm up for. Even rudey webcamming

Well - not too rudey. Above the waist maybe. Which therefore doesn't include my boobies...
Can't believe this is all the notice I get for your birthday!
I usually require at least one clear payday!
Ah well. I'll draw you a card, ala my Reception class. At least then I can put my boobies where I'd prefer them to be!