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Old 05-04-2011, 04:27 PM   #16
penis spam
looking for my true love
 
Join Date: Apr 2011
Location: Franklin, Ky
Posts: 23
Is it possible to find true love with a person you have never met? I think I have. God guided me to this safe haven created by Mr. Undertoad. I have never met him, but I have read all of his posts. I can tell he was speaking directly to my soul without ever having met. We are destined to be together.

I don't know what to do. How do I show him our love is true? I think I know where he lives. Do I knock on his door? Do I send him flowers? I have even painted a portait of the two of us together in a sea of rose petals. I am afraid he will not love me because I am blind.
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