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Old 05-04-2011, 10:05 AM   #111
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Originally Posted by infinite monkey View Post
Not one of us 'old' women who has been mentioned here is anything but fabulous. Seriously girls, look at yourselves. We're gorgeous, smart, clever...and we've had enough life experience to not be some simpering little arm whore, some mealy mouth saying "yes" and "no" and we would blow any of these old fuckers out of the water should they ever beat the most monumental odds on earth and one of us deigned to shower a bit of love upon them. They couldn't handle it.
That's why I prefered chicks older than me when I was younger. Doing the nasty is real fun, but I find it nice to be able to exchange a few words afterward.

Wham bam thank you madam never was my style.

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Originally Posted by infinite monkey View Post
Boys peak at, what, 20? Women in their forties? You can't handle women in their forties. If you think you can, have 'experience' saying otherwise, you probably met up with a kindly one trying to make you not jump off a cliff at the loss of your incredible, though long past, virility.

Little blue pills. HAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!

So there.
I'm 42, still going at it with much ado and don't need any assistance save for a nice and kinky girl. I'll probably never need to buy Pfizer stock.

A lot of my colleagues think I am around 35. Shoulder length black hair, begining to gray at the temples, 6 feet 2 inches, around 220 pounds (I could lose a few).

I would say peak efficiency.
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