Thread: Oi, Sundae!
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Old 05-04-2011, 09:26 AM   #107
infinite monkey
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Not one of us 'old' women who has been mentioned here is anything but fabulous. Seriously girls, look at yourselves. We're gorgeous, smart, clever...and we've had enough life experience to not be some simpering little arm whore, some mealy mouth saying "yes" and "no" and we would blow any of these old fuckers out of the water should they ever beat the most monumental odds on earth and one of us deigned to shower a bit of love upon them. They couldn't handle it.

Boys peak at, what, 20? Women in their forties? You can't handle women in their forties. If you think you can, have 'experience' saying otherwise, you probably met up with a kindly one trying to make you not jump off a cliff at the loss of your incredible, though long past, virility.

Little blue pills. HAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!

So there.
Well, THAT shut them up for five seconds *brushes dust off hands*

Watch someone get all offended.
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