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Originally Posted by Big Sarge
plthijinx - are you grounded because you turned 40. Isn't that the time we you start developing severe hemorrohoids. I imagine that would keep you from being seated long periods of time. I bet it would really be a problem if they became tangled in the foot controls
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well, see?, it's like this. the hemorrhoids flared up so bad that when i got out of the plane and onto my walker, there was a blood trail. the FAA happened to be giving some unfortunate chap a ramp check and had the local authorities arresting him for chicken sex and they noticed all the blood and thought i might have been raping a cotton tail rabbit. i tried to tell them it was, in fact, a jack rabbit but they didn't buy it. they said i was talking out my ass when to that i said, no, i'm bleeding out my ass. they grounded me cuz i lost a quart of blood.