my brother's kid had sort of a speech thing going on when he was three. he was sitting at my mom's table, come for a visit, when he said to my mom, "Bitch!"
the whole table got silent. (all of us, figuring he had heard his dad call his mom that...not a bad conclusion to draw.) and then he said, "Hey! Bitch!"
Mom, flabbergasted, said, "Nicolas!" And nic said..."I want a bitch!" -- and pointed at mom's biscuit.
oops.
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