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conversation with a cow orker after finding out Canadian stores are closed for Good Friday:
Him "Yeah, I guess its like how Thanksgiving is to us. You know they don't have Thanksgiving like we do."
Me "Do you see the color of my hair? Is that blonde?" (My hair is clearly brown)
Him "Yes..."
Me "So do they have a 4th of July in Britain?"
Him "No."
Best part is, multiple people heard so they all get to tease him now.
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