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I always for fall for girls who say, "No, I'm not her - but I'd like to know more about her!"
In fact it's my chat up line when I meet obviously underage girls in gaybars.
"Oh hi... Emma?!"
I'll leave it to your imagination where I go from there.
But I do try to persuade my Lolitas to have at least a bacon sandwich next morning. What better start to the day than spreading apart the white bread to see the pink meat inside.
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