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Me: Do you work for UPS?
Her: No
Me: I only ask because I saw you checking out my package.
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I'm not Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bed Rock.
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"I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. My idea is that these two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both of them together is certain death."
- George Carlin
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