pick up lines
give us your best! one's you use, ones that have been used on you, ones you know never work, whatever. Or post your utter disgust for the whole concept of pick up lines.
here's one that doesn;t work:
you: hey, wanna go get a pizza and fuck?
her:~ evil look~
you: what? You don;t like Pizza?
here's one that did: ( for a friend)
you: Hi! wanna wrestle!?
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