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Originally Posted by monster

1. Which British Children's Show did I plagiarize the thread title from? () various Sooty shows
2. What's your favorite houseplant? Peace lily
3. You open the front door and there's a wet, scrawny puppy whimpering on the mat. What do you name it? "What's the number for the RSPCA, Mum?"
4. You win a free books from the "Idiot's Guide To" series. Which one do you choose? Proofreading
5. Alaska or Florida 24/7/365? WHA?? Both sound hideous. Alaska I guess, because of the weather. But only if I can find some sort of leftie community.
6. What does your doormat look like? Brown, hairy. It works.
7. If you were to attempt to break a Guinness World record to raise money for a charity you support, what record would it be? How many mini-marshmallows I can fit up my snatch before I get Toxic Shock Syndrome
8. Scrabble or Monopoly? Monopoly. I hate anagrams.
9. Do you fold down the corner of the page to mark your place in the book you are reading? VERY rarely. Public transport give you lovely bookmarks as souvenirs of travel.
10. How often do you wear a hat? VERY rarely. I'm more likely to be seen in a wig than a hat.
11. What is your favorite candy or chocolate bar? Hmmm. Picnic?
12. What is your most embarrassing "bodily (mal)function" moment? Too numerous to mention. Often unnoticed by other people, but attended by deep shame on my part. Quite recently I had to nip into a nearby hostelry to remove bespattered knickers after following through. No-one knew apart from me. Until now.
13. What is the most you ever paid for a ticket to an event and what was the event? Can't remember the price, but I got good seats for the 'rents to see Turandot. It was the first big staging after the world cup that used it as a theme - it wasn't commonly staged. Cost nearly a month's wages at the time.
14. What is the first non-English swear word you learned? Merde
15. How many roads must a man walk down? At least one, in heels.
16. How many open condiments do you have in your fridge? LOTS. We are a condiment family. At least 10 off the top of my head.
17. Darth Vader or The Terminator? Darth Vader. With a wet tray.