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My dad used to be a bugger for eating out of date food. he couldnt abide waste of any kind. It helped of course that he had an iron fucking gut.
Sausage gone mouldy? Cut away the mould and cook the bastard anyway.
Then again, when he accidentally poisoned Mum and half her siblings at a dinner party, by not fully cooking the kidney beans in a chilli, he was fine. And he had been popping them raw into his mouth whilst he was cooking.
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