J's lad just walked in and said it's his goal to get his own place by Summer.
glory oh glory be... omine domine domino lorem ipsem nougat... lord as an atheist i never ask you for anything, but just this once...
So I says to him: "Yeah, y'know, not only do you want to be close to your daughter, you also need a good-looking place that you can take women back to."
Him: "Yeah --" (realizes) "Yeah!!"
Me: "And you know, you gotta live in a nice area. The women, they see, the cleaner the neighborhood is, the cleaner they figure your junk is gonna be."
Him: "Yeah! Yeah women they figure this stuff out don't they."
kid i'm just feeding you the clues you need to make a good decision
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