Action: <a href="http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/local/southflorida/sfl-12robertson,0,3698134.story?coll=sfla-home-headlines">Pat Robertson says "God told me that Bush'll be reelected in a landslide."</a>
Response: <a href="http://www.theonion.com/onion3513/christ_islam.html">Christ converts to Islam</a>