Most that Artificially Inseminate cattle are not DVMs. You don't need a degree to stick your arm up a cow's rectum

This is a photo of my semen tank I stole from the net:
It holds about 500 straws of semen/embryos. I have about 20 straws of assorted Chihuahua semen in it too. Its about the size of 3/4 of a barrel