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One taco short of a combination plate
Sharp as a marble
(I remember the first time I heard "not the sharpest tool in the shed" from my ex's funny and smart cousin referring to a friend of a younger smart but doofy cousin. I laughed my arse off.)
Coined:
His WiFi doesn't quite reach his modem
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A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones who need the advice.
--Bill Cosby
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