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I think Flint makes a good point. Why not eat them? Tender juicy young meat. If you didn't want to spend 10 years feeding him horse meat, why not spend 10 minutes eating his tasty meat? Waste not, want not. Why just be callous, when you can be callous and full. Instead of disposable pets, America should be famous for edible pets. I'm not necessarily calling for canine cookery, just responsibility. Or for you to come to terms with your animal hierarchy hypocrisy.
Or maybe - this being the Cellar and all - you guys have already tried puppy veal with butter and a nice wine sauce, and it was all stringy and gamy; and that's why you threw it out.
Shouldn't his name be Lazarus?
For the record: "Forever Homes" sound like a good idea.
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