[Tulip]

Originally Posted by monster

He's bipolar and needs to be on antidepressant medication. he's just in denial about it and you are the messenger he is shooting. Also, his penis is crooked and he's been putting it places you don't want to think about. And that on top of the fact that he can't organize his sock drawer never mind a coherent thought. He needs a good slap with a wet kipper and be made to realize that it's entirely his fault that Nirvana's rellies' baby shower invites are all fucked up.

Thank you...