I want to live in Delaware OH and work at Ohio Wesleyan. I was there for a seminar years ago and my then boss said "This town is so YOU."
Or, the other side of the earth might work. Or a thousand miles away would really work.
I hate my town too. I have no options right now. I just HATE. MY. TOWN. And I've been there since college, some "mumblemumble" years ago.
It feels like circles, vicious ones that you can't escape. Maybe if I found some better shoes.