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What kind of shoes? Yes
Do you have more than one pair of shoes? Yes
Do your shoes have laces or velcro or are they slip-ons? Velcro sucks for shoes unless you are a small child--a guy must have designed that.
Do you call them shoes? I don't call them Louise.
If you call them shoes do you specify "dress" shoes or "casual" shoes or do you call them something else entirely? only on rare occasions
How many times do you change shoes? In my life? uh . . .
Do you walk in your shoes? Except for the 5 inch heel ones; do something else in those
Do you have shoes for sitting around in? No
Do you like shoes? Yes, because many I cannot wear
Are shoes your friends? No
Can you have more than one type of shoe? Yes
Do your shoes have colors? if they're trippin'
Do you shoes match your pants? sometimes
Are they lovely shoes? not often
Can I borrow some shoes? no, they won't fit
Did your great grandparents have shoes? have no idea

In general: I wear Birks whenever I can. I have very wide feet, and have a hard time finding shoes. I have bought about 5-6 pairs of shoes in the past few months trying to find a decently stylish and comfortable pair of black dress shoes for work, and they all FAIL!