I want fancy dress (World Book Day - for school)
I do not want to look like a cheap whore.
I am larger than the XL advertised (XL is apprently UK size 14!)
Okay I was always intending to make my own for cost reasons, but even browsing for ideas has left me profoundly depressed. Apparently only skinny young girls ever dress up, and they all want to show their noonies.
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