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Big Sarge · 02-14-2011, 11:44 AM

A big Happy Valentine's Day wish to all of the beautiful women who dwell here. I wish I had the money to buy ya'll a dozen roses, but alas I'm just a poor country boy. If ya'll ever make it down this way, I'd love to treat you to a special date. Picture a night of all you can eat mountain oysters, fresh turnip greens, and hush puppies washed down with good ole home brew!! Later I'd take you somewhere very special: We could go down to the old sewage lagoon and go frog gigging!! After a night of gigging, we'd kick back on the bank to watch the rising sun illuminate some of the beautiful swirls in the sewage. The sun illuminates the floating condoms that look like scores of jellyfish dancing.

Yep, I know I'm a true romantic

02-14-2011, 11:44 AM	#1
Big Sarge Werepandas - lurking in your shadows Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: In the Deep South Posts: 3,408	Happy Valentine's Day A big Happy Valentine's Day wish to all of the beautiful women who dwell here. I wish I had the money to buy ya'll a dozen roses, but alas I'm just a poor country boy. If ya'll ever make it down this way, I'd love to treat you to a special date. Picture a night of all you can eat mountain oysters, fresh turnip greens, and hush puppies washed down with good ole home brew!! Later I'd take you somewhere very special: We could go down to the old sewage lagoon and go frog gigging!! After a night of gigging, we'd kick back on the bank to watch the rising sun illuminate some of the beautiful swirls in the sewage. The sun illuminates the floating condoms that look like scores of jellyfish dancing. Yep, I know I'm a true romantic __________________ Give a man a match, & he'll be warm for 20 seconds. But toss that man a white phosphorus grenade and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.