Is your boyfriend the one over there?
Answer:
1) You HATE all my friends!
2) You think I'm such a loser that I would date THAT creep?
3) No, my boyfriend is 28 and deals meth. You got a problem with that?
4) Why? You think we're too young to be having sex?
Any of the above is a correct answer. Bonus points for kids 13 and under who respond with no. 3 or no. 4.
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