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I first met plthijinx when he and Sam came into my wedding chapel in Vegas. The ceremony was almost over, when Sheldon came in and started coming on to me (something about fingers). Then he started baggi--ragging me about my Elvis lambchop sideburns. Then Sam, who had previously complimented me on my sideburns, hit Shel with her purse, then he hit her with his, and shit just kinda went downhill from there.
We wound up in jail, but, what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas, right?
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