[Gravdigr]

Originally Posted by monster

1. When was the last time you scored a goal, and what game were you playing? Grav, steady...... this is not a NSFW thread This one time, at band camp--Oh wait--Uh, Little League Basketball. I was around twelve (we were unbeaten in the "season" & won the league championship)
2. Do you set your alarm for the last minute and jump out of bed, or earlier and get up slowly? Happily, there is no need for an alarm clock in my life.
3. Do you like to drive in the snow? Yes, but, the other drivers are what worries me
4. Do you walk across grassed areas if it's quicker/shorter than staying on the paths? Sometimes
5. How many people do you know called Hazel? Two. One woman (an acquaintance's wife) & one man (a different acquaintance's nick name from high-school)
6. Would you change your last name/surname/family name to Coca Cola, Walmart, or Google if they paid you $500,000? If not, what is your price? No. My price, due to the bullshit that would be involved, $5,000,000
7. If you were a baddie/bad-guy in a Batman movie, what would your name be, Gravdigr and what would be your last (dying) line? You look like a pimp.
8. What language would you like to learn (other than English in all its forms) Gaelic, maybe. Or Lakota Sioux
9. Bud or Labatts? Between those two, Bud (light)
10. Have you ever had to go to (the) hospital to have a foreign object removed from your body? No, but, I went in to have two foreign objects put in my body, pins, in the pinky knuckle
11. Do you know how to knit and purl? I can neither knit, purl, or Perl.
12. Have you ever done your kids' homework for them? No kids.
13. What USB device/gadget would you like to see? A USB-powered STD detector?
14. Do you write notes on your hands? Occasionally
15. Can you juggle three or more balls? No. Sheldon might...
16. Are Spiders more scary than guns -to you? -no politics discussion required Spiders, although no one's ever pointed one at me
17. You're walking in the park, you're distracted by a flash of red....what is it? The 'Lady in Red' from those Stacy Keach 'Mike Hammer' movies
18. 23 or 18? Eighteen. I know, and I apologize.