[monster]

Originally Posted by monster

1. When was the last time you scored a goal, and what game were you playing? Grav, steady...... this is not a NSFW thread
   NO GOALS HERE
2. Do you set your alarm for the last minute and jump out of bed, or earlier and get up slowly?
   EARLIER
3. Do you like to drive in the snow?
   YES
4. Do you walk across grassed areas if it's quicker/shorter than staying on the paths?
   YES
5. How many people do you know called Hazel?
   3
6. Would you change your last name/surname/family name to Coca Cola, Walmart, or Google if they paid you $500,000? If not, what is your price?
   DEPENDS HOW MANY PEOPLE INCLUDED IN THEIR OFFER/HOW THEY SELECTED ME BUT YES, NOT PASSIONATELY DEVOTED TO IT, IT COULD BE FOR SALE... (Jennifer goverment, anyone?)
7. If you were a baddie/bad-guy in a Batman move, what would your name be, and what would be your last (dying) line?
   MONSTER "AN APOSTROPHE DOESN'T MEAN "LOOK OUT! HERE COMES AN S!"
8. What language would you like to learn (other than English in all its forms)
   RUSSIAN
9. Bud or Labatts?
   BUD
10. Have you ever had to go to (the) hospital to have a foreign object removed from your body?
    YUP. PAPER TOWEL IN THE EAR
11. Do you know how to knit and purl?
    YUP
12. Have you ever done your kids' homework for them?
    SORTA BUT NEVER COMPLETELY. wE HAVE FORMATTED AND PRINTED SCIENCE FAIR PROECTS AND STUCK THEM ON DISPLAY BOARDS.
13. What USB device/gadget would you like to see?
    BEER FETCHER
14. Do you write notes on your hands?
    YUP
15. Can you juggle three or more balls?
    ISH
16. Are Spiders more scary than guns -to you? -no politics discussion required
    NO
17. You're walking in the park, you're distracted by a flash of red....what is it?
    FAT JOGGER
18. 23 or 18?
    23