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Dang, people, pineapples grow up from the ground like cabbages. Citrus fruits grow from branches on woody trees. Milk does not come from, but only via, convenience stores. Ketchup is not a vegetable.

Oh and not only do we put pineapple on pizza, we put in on hamburgers as well. But heck, we put beetroot on burgers too, sometimes.