But do you not get this: I'm a joker. I joke. I make jokes, I say jokes, I write jokes. Do you honestly think I'm at Starbucks being a total fucking bitch? Well, I'm not. I doubt that lamplighter is either. I'm probably friendlier than the average bear to the people who are helping me.
Really, call me whatever, but you can't say anything around here anymore without someone tsk-tsking you and making you feel like garbage for having the temerity to make jokes about how damn silly our society is sometimes.
