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My house is haunted, I've kind of known about it for a long time, in fact the house across the street is haunted and the hotel down the block is haunted. But they have lights turning on and off and things going bump in the night.

My spectral occupation manifests itself with the smell of stale cigarette smoke. It is really annoying. The first few times I smelled it, I looked all over the house and outside to see if someone was smoking outside my house near a window, but nothing.

It happens at random times and lasts about 10 minutes. It's mostly confined to the front room.

It's annoying to me.