I have nowhere to put you except maybe among the dead hobos, but we'd work something out, somehow.
Cleveland is about as far away from us that you can get and still be in Ohio, but it's a do-able drive (4-5 hours depending on where in Cleveland.)
Thanks to Kasich we can forget about that high speed rail that could've brought you to Columbus or Cincinnati in two shakes of a lamb's tail.
PS You meant Washington DC, right? Washington State is clear on the other side of the country, so any hopes for a squire might be dire.
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