So, I bought this pretty cheap ($8.99/liter) bottle of vodka New Year's Eve. I took one shot, one, and immediately went for the orange juice.
Must mix, no shots. Then I looked at the label. No wonder it tastes like lighter fluid. I had (inadvertantly) purchased a bottle of fine
Kentucky vodka!? W.T.F.
Taaka - must be Russian for thoroughbred piss.

