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WHAAAAA?
We kicked the Monstar out because she failed a Britshishnesses test by not liking Branston.

Branston Pickle is best eaten on Jacobs Cream Crackers, with what I think you call a sharp cheddar. I have no idea whether you have proper crackers (Southerner comments please desist) but I have no faith in Monstarry to translate as she is obviously anti-pickle and therefore suspect.

Branston is also served with cold meats, as part of a plated meal. Each meat does have its own condiment, but served cold it's more fluid (not literally) and the pickle is there to accompany the cheese anyway.

So you'll have a serving of sliced ham, beef, chicken etc and many people will put pickle on the side as opposed to mustard, horseradish et al.

Things to avoid?
Liquorice Allsorts
Loose Women (TV show, not generally)
Prawn Cocktail, Smokey Bacon and Cheese & Onion Crisps
Pork Pies
Scotch Eggs

And anything with fennel.
Not that this is a list of personal abhorrence or anything...