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A good, clean living Pagan died and went to Heaven. St Peter met him at the door. "You can't come in, " he said.
The Pagan asked, "Why?"
St Peter said, "You're Pagan, sorry. But Hell isn't so bad. Your friends are there and they say it's cool"
The Pagan is depressed but goes anyway because he was, well, Pagan.
So he goes to hell and is greeted by a beautiful green field with people picnicking and having a great time.
A man in white comes to him and presents himself as Satan.
"Wow" thinks the pagan, "Hell isn't so bad" Suddenly, the sky gets black and fire spews from the ground. A screaming flaming man falls from the sky and is swallowed by a crack in the earth. After he disappears, everything returns to normal. "What was that?," the pagan asks Satan.
Satan replies, "That was a Christian. They wouldn't have hell any other way"
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