"I'm sorry you were so offended" is what I would call a back-handed apology. As in: it's your fault you were so offended and I'm sorry about that.
Anyway, I would love things to be normaler, with normal people experiencing normal (and human emotions run the gamut so "normal" doesn't always seem "normal") emotions and sharing them with folks without walking on eggshells out of fear of upsetting the delicate balance and "not being wished into the cornfield." It's a GOOD life. Ugh.
And Dana? Thank you thank you thank you. That's the most honest thing I've heard all day. It was actually refreshing. I'm the cuntiest!