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Gravdigr · 01-03-2011, 06:30 AM

An old man at a car lot once told me:

"When I was a young man, I had to hold it down to keep from pissing in my face. Now that I'm an old man, I have to hold it up to keep from pissing in my shoe."

He shoulda tried this when he was a young man.

01-03-2011, 06:30 AM	#8842
Gravdigr The Un-Tuckian Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: South Central...KY that is Posts: 39,517	An old man at a car lot once told me: "When I was a young man, I had to hold it down to keep from pissing in my face. Now that I'm an old man, I have to hold it up to keep from pissing in my shoe." He shoulda tried this when he was a young man. Attached Images __________________ These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA, EPA, FBI, DEA, CDC, or FDIC. These statements are not intended to diagnose, cause, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. If you feel you have been harmed/offended by, or, disagree with any of the above statements or images, please feel free to fuck right off.