Dept of unemployment/recruiter: We've got to fit you into their box as closely as possible.
HR Dept: Just throw away all the resumes that don't fit exactly into our box.
Hiring manager: It appears you fit nicely into our box. Welcome.
VP of Research and Development: Our products have zero innovation and everybody just plays it safe around here! Goddammit, why can't anybody at this company think outside the box?
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