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Originally Posted by skysidhe
A charming English cottage would do. The rates per week seem reasonable.
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(If you're not paying tax and utilities maybe...)
I'll tell you what Sky - you rent a cottage any time you like, and I'll be your free driver, housekeeper and tourguide.
Well, when I say anytime, that will mean outside of term-time fairly quickly.
Get in soon for a real bargain!
Come now and we might even give you some snow

Ah soddit - come next week and have Christmas right here. We're not charming - at least our house isn't - but we're definitely English.
I've checked the freezer - we have enought to feed at least ten people. Twenty your size!