12-09-2010, 04:51 AM
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The Un-Tuckian
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: South Central...KY that is
Posts: 39,517
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Originally Posted by monster
I want mistletoe. In this land where everything is possible and consumers rule, why can't I get fresh mistletoe? There isn't even much of the fake stuff about.
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Find yourself an enterprising young man (or woman) with a .22 rifle. And send his (or her) happy ass to the woods to shoot you some fresh mistletoe outta the tree. Any green clump up there in the tree big as, or bigger than, a softball will do.
[Montel Jordan] This is how we do it...[/Montel Jordan]
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